Uh, yeah, excuse me, could you go ahead and listen up? Mmmkay? So, you know, there's this function in Microsoft Excel, it's called ABS. And, uh, it's not what you might be thinking, you know, it's not about abdominal muscles or anything like that. Uh, no. It's about finding the absolute value of a number, you see.

So, uh, if you've got a number, it could be positive, could be negative, but the ABS function will make it, uh, positive. Always positive. It takes the negativity away, kinda like when someone finally fixes the Swingline stapler that's been jamming, mmmkay?

So you'd go ahead and type =ABS(-10) for instance, and Excel, it's gonna give you 10. Yes, just 10. The negative sign, it's gone, just like my red Swingline stapler that they took away from me. But I found it, I found my stapler, mmmkay?

If you put =ABS(10), it's already a positive number, so it stays 10. Nothing really changes, sorta like how they keep moving my desk but my job stays the same, mmmkay?

So to sum it up, ABS function makes everything positive. No negatives allowed. So if you could go ahead and use it properly, that would be great, mmmkay? Great.